So this is how the conversation went…‘Mum, how do babies get in ladies tummies?’
‘Well, Jesse it works like this. …. a woman and a man, when they really love each other, lay down, they kiss and they cuddle and he plants, from his willy, a very MAGIC seed inside her tummy… And with time that seed grows into at tiny baby, that needs to be kept warm and safe, inside the mummies tummy for nearly a whole year. Then when the baby is ready to come into the world, they wriggle down out of their mummy and begin their journey.’
Almost spitting his breakfast across the room, Jesse shouts, ‘UGH, disgusting!’
He then, looking down at the organic sunflower seeded toast on his plate and yells,
‘There is NO WAY I am eating my seeds on my toast ever, ever again, cause I am NO WAY, ready to make a baby !!!!!!!”
Happy Birthday my hilarious Jesse Red !