I am all for being a high tech, super cool, down with the twitter/FB/blog/6 packed, skinny jean wearing, emotionally aware, working frantically, full time yummy mummy BUT how do you tap out a tweet with the speed of a 14 year old, tiny finger tipped youth and make a healthy and nutritious packed lunch, delicious dinners and still have a, ‘yes darling Barbies horse does look lovely wearing Lego as her earrings.’ conversation, with your 4 year old? Let alone negotiate the world war 4 and 5 that will break loose when her brother sees she has taken the key pieces that held together his Star Wars Lego masterpiece which is now not in 1 but 12 pieces……….
…and not to be joked about but if I am gonna die, it ain’t gonna be banging out a tweet, applying lip gloss, driving in the pouring rain…. which I witnessed in horror today….. !!!!
Luckily my rage was overtaken by my desire to not too get soaking wet, but I did imagine jumping out , swinging open her door, dragging her out of her car in the rain and screaming her stupidity in her face.
Goodness, it is clearly time for me to let off a little steam….. perhaps a kick boxing class, anyone……